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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Picard eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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