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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Worf eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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