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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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