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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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