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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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