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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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