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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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