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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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