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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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