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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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