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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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