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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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