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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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