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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Stella eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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