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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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