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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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