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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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