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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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