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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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