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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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