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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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