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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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