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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Thor eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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