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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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