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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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