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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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