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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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