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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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