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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maggie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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