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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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