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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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