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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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