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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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