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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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