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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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