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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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