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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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