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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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