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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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