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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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