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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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