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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Poppy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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