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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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