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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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