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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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