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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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