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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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