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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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