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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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