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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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