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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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