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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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