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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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