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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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