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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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