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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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