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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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