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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rex eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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