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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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