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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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