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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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