Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.