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Pet death
My
mother
had their beloved pet
dog 🐕
Princess
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a warthog 🐗
a turkey 🦃
a lion 🦁
a crocodile 🐊
a tiger 🐯
a hippo 🦛
a hyena 🐺
a venomous snake 🐍
a pufferfish 🐡
a cow 🐮
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