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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Piper eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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