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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Piper eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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